Sunday, March 12, 2006

the sun

According to today’s top scientists the safest way to look at the sun is with your eyes closed.

running

If my running was any better I wouldn’t have to pay for everything.

fire and water

He who plays with water will get wet, he who plays with fire will get burned, but he who plays with fire and water is just annoying.

television

After being brain-washed by the television the usual practice is to rinse and repeat.