Thursday, August 31, 2006


Disease is nature’s way of saying “I don’t like you.”

Monday, August 28, 2006

tasks, mundane

Whenever a mundane task becomes enjoyable you can be quite sure it’s nearing its end, and when the level of joy just about hits rock bottom you can be quite sure another is about to begin.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006


Basketball: as a symptom or the consequence of certain illnesses one or both testicles can grow considerably, thus enabling storage of various items, such as the other testicle.

Monday, August 21, 2006


Many great poets compare sex to many beautiful things instead of having it.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

dogs, talk

Some people talk to dogs. They actually do. They're convinced that dogs understand them. So, why don't they tell them to shut up and stop shitting on the pavements?

Saturday, August 12, 2006


Baseball: the testicle all other testicles are based on.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

egg? chicken?

Scientists have been arguing about the egg and the chicken for so long they completely neglected the real issue – what came first: the cigar cutter or the guillotine.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

statues and figures

The statue representing a spokesperson is a figure of speech, right?