languages

The more languages you speak the bigger the writer's block.

genders

According to several surveys there are three genders, not just two as was once believed. When asked to state their sex these answers continue to be pretty consistent in any demographic: male, female and "yes, please".

animal sounds

I love animals. I love those sizzling sounds they make when they touch the pan.

vegetarians, wine

Vegetarians! Fruit flies are drawn to red wine and sometimes they drown. What do you do? What do you do?!