tricks vs. treats

Trick-or-treat is out, trick-and-treat is in: spike the sweets with a strong laxative.

faith

Faith is good, facts are better.

hide, better not

There’s a funny game we play, me and her, called “Hide and Sick”. She hides my stuff and I think that’s sick.

horse, ride

I could never ride a horse. My mother told me not to play with food.

big

The bigger you get the more space you take up.