Halloween

On a typical Halloween there are people out there who are scarier without the mask on.

dog, eat dog

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there; except for parts of Asia where it’s a tiger-eat-man world.

worry

Live now and worry later or worry now and live never.

dog, owner

There are two types of dog owners: the sick bastards that don’t pick up after them, and the sick perverts that do.

vampire, friend

A vampire is a friend in bleed.