wound, bad

However bad a wound may be, it cannot bleed forever.

elbow, kiss

If you can kiss your own elbow, seek medical assistance immediately.

wishes, careful

Be careful what you wish for; your spouse might find out.

driving

Once you’ve decided to drive like an idiot, kindly make your intentions known by wearing a hat.

moving

Moving – the process in which numerous large and heavy objects, after being transported to the destination safely and intact, are rendered useless, resulting from a few small and light objects being lost along the way.